Wednesday, 30 January 2008

LAP DANCE


Last friday, my girl Chioma and I decided to hook up at Bungalow's(Akin Adesola VI{noone dey for this nonsense PR work o}) for drinks. We had dinner and drinks before her friends came to hook up with us.

One of the guys decided to stay with us for a long as we were out.He offered to take us anywhere we wanted to go. We checked out a supposed GAY club close by, but of course they claimed it was something else.SILLY PEOPLE.Anyways we went to a couple of places and decided we were too damn old to be there...

My girl then suggested we go to the Strip bar she has been itching to go to since she heard about it. Now I thought the guy would scream at us...after making him go to a supposed GAY bar... well,he said he'd have to stop at the ATM to withdraw money.

We get to the Bar and walk in and notice there are not many people around (can you blame them with the cost of drinks in the place?) We entered a red room with one of those disco lights and a platform with poles.

They came to ask us what we wanted and we said a bottle of wine(15k-imagine that).Anyways the girls didn't show until we had opened the bottle. The girls started coming..it was worse than i expected till the third stripper came up..I am a girl, but DAMMIT, the babe knew how to use the damn pole.

After words, one stripper we named Sister Yellow came up and danced. The most striking thing about these girls is that they look androgynous. They are skinny and lack body..save for sister yellow and the pole worker. I guess this has to do with the "target" market.

Anyways, one young girl walks to us and says "Hi, my name is Sharon, I'll like to dance for you ". My girl and I were like, "Duh,isn't that you job?" She climbs up and all we could comment on was how flat chested she was and we were guessing she would be about 18 or so.

Soon after, a pretty girl comes to talk to us again.."Hi, I am Folashade,I will like to dance for you." We said ok. The guy was there and he was laughing at us because he knew something we did not know..OBVIOUSLY..next thing we saw was the babe was giving us a lap dance..Shock wan KILI me.

Anyways, all na the beginning of me NEVER EVER going to a female strip bar..If anyone knows where I can get a MALE strip club, HOLLER at me.

Thursday, 10 January 2008

ACCIDENT

It has been a while since I blogged. My rage is subsiding and so is my pain. It has been very difficult for me not to curse the bike man who abandoned me after the accident.I pray that I can forgive him eventually.

These are some of the pictures. Some are disgusting, but in them, I see the healing powere of honey which my mum applied everyday till I had healed.This is the hospital or rather clinic where i was given first aid. Fear wan kill me die. The initials stand for Harvey Road Health Centre.



This is my right arm on the day after the accident.This was the 14th of November 2007.


This is my left arm. The place with the plaster had a deep cut. The rest of the injuries were bruises.


This is my ankle on the day after the accident, it is swollen and showing the point of trauma slowly.


This is on the 15th of November. Point of trauma is more obvious.


Day Three. Swelling has stabilized. I am on my way to the Hospital to get a cast on my ankle to assist my legs in healing.
My neighbours laugh at me that I still have the strength to wear shoes. Should i go bare feet?pshaw.


This is My leg, with the cast on.


These are randoms pictures and the healing of my wounds.




This is my ankle after the cast has been removed.


I now understand that it is through the Mercy of The Lord we live our lives.