Last friday, my girl Chioma and I decided to hook up at Bungalow's(Akin Adesola VI{noone dey for this nonsense PR work o}) for drinks. We had dinner and drinks before her friends came to hook up with us.
One of the guys decided to stay with us for a long as we were out.He offered to take us anywhere we wanted to go. We checked out a supposed GAY club close by, but of course they claimed it was something else.SILLY PEOPLE.Anyways we went to a couple of places and decided we were too damn old to be there...
My girl then suggested we go to the Strip bar she has been itching to go to since she heard about it. Now I thought the guy would scream at us...after making him go to a supposed GAY bar... well,he said he'd have to stop at the ATM to withdraw money.
We get to the Bar and walk in and notice there are not many people around (can you blame them with the cost of drinks in the place?) We entered a red room with one of those disco lights and a platform with poles.
They came to ask us what we wanted and we said a bottle of wine(15k-imagine that).Anyways the girls didn't show until we had opened the bottle. The girls started coming..it was worse than i expected till the third stripper came up..I am a girl, but DAMMIT, the babe knew how to use the damn pole.
After words, one stripper we named Sister Yellow came up and danced. The most striking thing about these girls is that they look androgynous. They are skinny and lack body..save for sister yellow and the pole worker. I guess this has to do with the "target" market.
Anyways, one young girl walks to us and says "Hi, my name is Sharon, I'll like to dance for you ". My girl and I were like, "Duh,isn't that you job?" She climbs up and all we could comment on was how flat chested she was and we were guessing she would be about 18 or so.
Soon after, a pretty girl comes to talk to us again.."Hi, I am Folashade,I will like to dance for you." We said ok. The guy was there and he was laughing at us because he knew something we did not know..OBVIOUSLY..next thing we saw was the babe was giving us a lap dance..Shock wan KILI me.
Anyways, all na the beginning of me NEVER EVER going to a female strip bar..If anyone knows where I can get a MALE strip club, HOLLER at me.
