The Daddy Story.

I met Mr Nice Nose a while ago and we clicked. He is a Very hilarious fellow(nothing's up,I like Kabir). Anyways, I had to go to Lagos to make something ASAP, so he came to get me early on Wednesday morning to go have breakfast(we chicks are so cheap that some of us will gel because a guy pays you 5kobo attention).
Anyways, during breakfast, I said to him that if i were his mother, i would have been flogging him on a regular basis because he is still so full of mischief at this age.
He told me that he was punished several times by his folks, but the worst punishment was for when he was banished from civilization to his village for stealing 5grand from his parents(this was in the early 90s). He said he was to supervise the workers who were building his dad's house in the village.
He, of course kept himself busy by toasting the VILLAGE BELLE, who gelled(who nno like city boy?) He convinced her to come to his house on a sunday when they were sure everyone had gone to church. So that sunday morning, he told his grandmum that she was delaying him and left her to go to "church". He had left a window open so that he and his village belle could gain entry into the house.
The most amusing thing about the whole story was that when the girl was climaxing, she started screaming, DADDY, DADDY, A CHOM E ME RELEASE(daddy,daddy, I want to release.
I was so amused because he said that for years he was scared of being with any woman and that was the scariest thing that happened to him.