I had a Hilarious experience on Thursday evening.
A girl in my house, who allegedly graduated with a second class upper, had a test in one of the prestigious banks in Nigeria. she was excited and we were glad that she was called for the test. This is the conversation that ensued when I got home from work and she was back from the test.
Runser: Stuck, Welcome o(in an unmistakenable benin accent).
Stuck: Runs, how now? How did the test go?
Runser: It was hard o...I sha tried my best.
Stuck: Then you have nothing to worry about.
At this point, my Warri housemate walks in.
Warri: Ah! Future banker! how the test na? i hope say you write am well well o.
Runser: I try o. The test hard no be small o.
Warri: Sho! no worry, you don pass am.
Runser: Amen o.
Warri: which kain question dem ask una sef.
Runser: E plenty well well, but the one wey worry me pass na the one wey dem ask if Eagle na bird or reptile. I just decide choose Bird o.
At this point, My eyes are wide open
I couldn't believe my ears...
A bird or a reptile? I said my good bye very quickly and ran to my room and laughed my head off. Warri knew this was what I was doing and came to say that it is a mistake that anyone can make. I would have agreed o...for the sake of peace, but then, we all did social studies...and the bird on the Nigerian COAT OF ARMS is what? AN EAGLE.
17 comments:
lol,o.k she didn't know an eagle was a bird or was it exam tension.But i am sure she's one out of a million that won't know that
She's gotta go in the Guiness book of record!!! She's an absolute classic for a 2:1 graduate...- "I JUST DECIDE CHOOSE BIRD O!!!" (like waaaaaaaaaaaaaat???)
the 2.1 degree should be withdrawn from her. What a shame!
lol...fear...can do a lot to you..
but she was funny sha,
take care,
pammy
Na Wa O.
I been think say Eagle na mammal sha.Thank God this has been cleared up.
And to think there are the famous 'fly like an eagle','soar as high as an eagle' quotes.
Yepa... That girl na wah o! Eagle a reptile or a bird... and she was wondering? Abi she no go primary school? lol
lol @ I been think say Eagle na mammal sha! all of una no well o! u for try ask ur friend other easier question wey them ask am, if Eagle na reptile abi bird, na im be say she don answer question scatter! Nice one!
I don't think I will ever forget this episode in my entire life.
Thanks for all the comments.
Hey! see problem o, the evils that men do in the university will surely catch up with them. Kai, eagle again?
sometimes.. e be like say.. too much book reading makes an individual senile.. haba.. how does an eagle look like a reptile? nonsense..
I am so sorry o :-(
will you be okay?
:-s
pammy
Envy is a disease. Getoverit!!!
...lol...
Please gimme some time,i'm still laughing at that one oo!
will be back...kai!
Thanx for stopping by girl...
..lol..
That Runser babe na real wa o!
if na dat question worry am pass,i wonder wetin go happen with the others.
No be every body wey get 2.1 sabi book sha. U heard about sorting b4?
Thank you girls.
I am just getting over the "joke" myself.
Lmao, please there's no excuse for that. None at all. LMao!!!!
As In? dem supose flog d girl, she is a classic example of what my friend calls newzance. holla!
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