EMANCIPATION OF NUNU

I KNOW I am not Mariah, yet I know everyone deserves to be free of certain levels of CRAP.

I am letting myself for the first time in years actually flow with a man. A man who is not a blood relative, married or who has any other impediment to make him an unlikely to date.

I have a male friend who I met ages ago…I think he is very attractive…the last time I saw him, I went with my friends to see him in his hotel room and he managed to convince us to spend the night with him. I tried to convince him to come out with us, but Dude wanted to sleep.

Something in me says I am doing the same thing all over again sha(choosing a man I might not c tomorrow with), but what the hell…He is a really steadfast Muslim and I am Christian (sometime lackadaisical)…He is from Edo and I am from Anambra and I don’t think you can get more Ibo than I am.

I know that tribalism is real in this messed up country that judges people for their ethnicity and for their religion and not for whether they are good people or not. I speak from experience here.

I know he will read this as well.

Dude, I know you stay about 662 kms (I checked, that is Port Harcourt to Ikeja), away from me, but if you want to try, I am willing to try…this means you have to call on the phone and say to me these magic words ‘I wan try if you wan try’. No English o, real pidgin…